Diet Pizza

I'm just a regular guy whose wife has an awesome sense of humor. Last night she asked what I'd like for dinner and I told her pizza. After a little bit she yelled, "Come and get it!" When I got to the table, there was a salad. I asked, "What is that?" My dear Jan — "Cucumber slices instead of pepperoni, dressing instead of cheese, lettuce instead of crust...it's a diet pizza!"