I'm just a regular guy waiting for the day when the FDA classifies compliments as an essential nutrient.
Friday, September 27, 2013
Thursday, September 26, 2013
Monday, September 23, 2013
Saturday, September 21, 2013
I'm just a regular guy and today I'm implementing new security encryption for all the data on my computer. From now on, I don't have to worry about hackers. I suggest you get it too. I got it really cheap off the Internet. All you need is the egret-say ode-cay!
Friday, September 20, 2013
I'm just a regular guy who thinks we ought to leave well enough alone. I was sitting here at my computer thinking about limericks and rhymes from my youth, and thought if some of them were written today, they'd be awful. Like this: Jack Sprat could eat no fat. His wife could eat no...carbs.
Thursday, September 19, 2013
Wednesday, September 18, 2013
I'm just a regular guy who tries to think of new ways to reach our culture. I've thought it might be a good idea to start the first Lite Church: Home of the 7% tithe; Low-Cal(vanism); 7 Commandments (one for each day of the week); 20-minute worship services with a 10 minute sermonette for Christianettes; and offerings taken every other week. Lite Church... Everything You Want in a Church, and LESS!
I'm just a regular guy who has learned a lot by being married to my dear Janet for 40 years. That's right, marriage is the best teacher. Here are some of the great qualities you learn through marriage: Loyalty, Meekness, Forbearance, Self-restraint, Forgiveness, and others—qualities you'd never need if you remain single.