Monday, October 14, 2013


I'm just a regular guy who has a watch that makes phone calls, a phone that takes photos, an iBook that plays games -- can anybody tell me what happens when I turn on the microwave? 

Thursday, October 10, 2013


I'm just a regular guy wondering the logic in good cholesterol coming from tofu, broccoli, and spinach, and bad cholesterol coming from ice cream, cheeseburgers, and pizza.

Monday, October 7, 2013

Soul Searching

I'm just a regular guy who woke up with the need to do a little soul-searching. Which is better: Google, Yahoo!, or Bing?

Friday, October 4, 2013

Sensitive Teeth

I'm just a regular guy and after my visit to the dentist this week, I realized that I have very sensitive teeth. If they don't get enough chocolate, they get depressed.

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Student Loans

I'm just a regular guy who thought about going to med school to be a doctor, but I get squeamish at the site of student loans.

Tuesday, October 1, 2013


I'm just a regular guy who finds sports analogies to be a powerful tool to inspire teamwork. However, my staff said that next time, I should use illustrations from football, basketball, or baseball—not duck-duck-goose!