You Are What You Eat

I'm just a regular guy and if "You are what you eat" were true, I'd be thin like a french fry, not round like a head of lettuce.

Affordable Care Act

I'm just a regular guy and I just read that I have very limited coverage with the Affordable Care Act. Fortunately, my surgeon can do amazing things with nail clippers and duct tape.

The Dollar

I'm just a regular guy with this economic news update. Already this week, the dollar is down against the Euro, Franc, Shekel, Yen and chocolate coins.

Clippers

I'm just a regular guy and I love modern gadgetry. Yesterday I bought bluetooth toenail clippers; they get FaceBook, check my eMails, and take photos. What do you mean, why do I need that?

Family Relations

I'm just a regular guy and, for the most part, I get along well with my family. Right now, though, I'm having a terrible time with my motherboard.

Child APP

I'm just a regular guy and I can control my car with an APP on my phone. I can control the lights in my house with an App on my phone. I'm wondering if there is an APP that people could use to control their children in a grocery store!

Garlic and Herbs

I'm just a regular guy and my doctor told me that garlic and herbs were helpful in lowering cholesterol. So last night I downed a bag of garlic and herb potato chips.

Late Night Texting

I'm just a regular guy wondering, when you are trying to fall asleep, do your thumbs feel like they are still texting?

Jurassic

I'm just a regular guy excitedly waiting to see Jurassic World. I hear they show a lot of things from that time period [145-201 Million BC]. Things like newspapers, vinyl records, landline telephones, and AM/FM stereo boomboxes.

Smart Watch

I'm just a regular guy and I LOVE my new "smart watch." It lets me see what time it is without taking my phone out of my pocket.

File Dragging

I'm just a regular guy and I tried dragging a file to my desktop, but I can't get it to go past the edge of the monitor.

Pacemaker and Pandora

I'm just a regular guy and I just read that Pandora is trying to merge with the largest pacemaker manufacturer. With every implant they promise you can have a song in your heart.

Retirement

I'm just a regular guy and I turned 65 about 3 weeks ago. I'm thinking of having my age legally changed to 25 so that I can start saving for my retirement.

Pacemaker

I'm just a regular guy who is in awe of new technology. I just read about a pacemaker that can download Apps for your liver, kidneys, lungs, and pancreas!

Computer Skills

I'm just a regular guy and I wouldn't say my computer skills are outdated, I'd say they are classic.

Age Discrimination

I'm just a regular guy and I want to upgrade from my old Pentium computer. But isn't that age discrimination?

Bluetooth

I'm just a regular guy and I know that brushing and flossing help prevent gingivitis, but what can I do to prevent bluetooth?