Friday, March 29, 2019

Fountain

I'm just a regular guy and I say, "Forget the Fountain of Youth. Show me the Fountain of Bacon!"

Thursday, March 28, 2019

Deductibles

I'm just a regular guy wondering about how perfectly well I am once I meet my deductibles. 

Tuesday, March 26, 2019

Playing Doctor

I'm just a regular guy and I enjoyed playing doctor until I was about 10 years old. Then, insurance forms, co-pays, and malpractice suits took away all the fun. 

Friday, March 22, 2019

Blood Pressure

I'm just a regular guy and my doctor just gave me a double dose of bad news: my blood pressure is now higher than my credit score!

Thursday, March 21, 2019

Test Results

I'm just a regular guy still questioning this whole Medicare thing. I saw my doctor for a minor issue the other day. After a battery of tests, he came back into the room and said, "Well, Mr. Hill, the test results show you are out of money!"

Friday, March 8, 2019

Medicare Woes

I'm just a regular guy and the more I learn about Medicare, the more skeptical I become. I went to my doctor for a minor procedure. He said, "You can have a general anesthesia or just be numbed from the wallet down."

Thursday, March 7, 2019

Aging

I'm just a regular guy reminding you that aging has its advantages. Unfortunately, at my age, I can't remember what they are. 

Wednesday, March 6, 2019

Wrinkles

I'm just a regular guy and, yesterday, my dear Janet told me that I now have a lot of wrinkles. I said, "They're not wrinkles, they're laughter lines." She said, "Then, something must have been hilariously funny!"

Tuesday, March 5, 2019

Computer with an Attitude

I'm just a regular guy and I don't know which is worse: a computer with a virus, or a computer with an attitude. This morning I needed information and I said, "Good morning, SIRI." It responded, "Whatever!"