New Year's Resolution # 7

I'm just a regular guy with this New Year's Resolution: I will not text my wife at 5:00 PM asking, "What's for dinner?"

New Year's Resolution # 6

I'm just a regular with this New Year's Resolution: I'm going to reduce my calorie intake by giving up chocolate totally —100% —completely —honestly...just like last year!

New Year's Resolution # 5

I’m just a regular guy with this New Year’s Resolution: I’m going to switch my username to “password” and my password to “username” to make each a lot harder for hackers to figure out.

New Year's Resolution # 4

I'm just a regular guy with this New Year's Resolution: I'm going to watch less TV ... in 4.3 aspect ratio.

New Year's Resolution # 3

I'm just a regular guy with this New Year's Resolution: I'm going to cut my calorie intake by not buttering my donuts.

New Year's Resolution # 2

I’m just a regular guy with this New Year’s Resolution: I will reduce my budget by spending less than the $7,425.83 I spent for coffee at Starbucks this year!

New Year's Resolution #1

I’m just a regular guy with this New Year’s Resolution: I’m going to procrastinate more…starting tomorrow!