I'm just a regular guy and I'm not saying kids are over-protected today, but we never had to wear a safety helmet and goggles to make toast when I was a kid.
Thursday, June 29, 2017
I'm just a regular guy and I don't know how it works, but my doctor told me the best way to control my weight is by measuring out my food. I started last night: The donut shop is .5 miles away, the hamburger stand is .7 miles away, pizza, a mere .2 miles away...
I'm just a regular guy and yesterday, I spent a couple of hours at the office of Clay Nichols, DDS, getting a broken tooth repaired. While waiting for the Novocain to take effect, the Satellite Music Station was playing "Fidler on the Roof of Your Mouth."
I'm just a regular guy and according to my great financial planner, Fred Vaught, the Stock Market is pretty sensitive these days. I know that's true because yesterday it was reported that a fern died in Warren Buffet's office and the Market declined 100 points.
Wednesday, June 28, 2017
I'm just a regular guy and today I have an important retirement strategy meeting with my financial planner, Fred Vaught. Here's how that meeting will start. Me: "Fred, I want to retire next year and I haven't saved a dime. Here's your chance to become a legend!"
I'm just a regular guy and I saw an advertisement for a low, FIXED-RATE refinance. I looked up the company and read the fine print. It said," FIXED RATE MORTGAGE: If interest rates go up again and again, and you're not paying enough, we'll fix it.”
I'm just a regular guy and last night, I went to the GREATEST motivational seminar I've ever been to. The speaker stood up and said, "If you're here tonight instead of at home on your sofa, you're already a motivated person and don't need me. Good night, and thanks for coming."