I'm just a regular guy and I'm not saying kids are over-protected today, but we never had to wear a safety helmet and goggles to make toast when I was a kid.
Thursday, June 29, 2017
I'm just a regular guy and I don't know how it works, but my doctor told me the best way to control my weight is by measuring out my food. I started last night: The donut shop is .5 miles away, the hamburger stand is .7 miles away, pizza, a mere .2 miles away...
I'm just a regular guy and yesterday, I spent a couple of hours at the office of Clay Nichols, DDS, getting a broken tooth repaired. While waiting for the Novocain to take effect, the Satellite Music Station was playing "Fidler on the Roof of Your Mouth."
I'm just a regular guy and according to my great financial planner, Fred Vaught, the Stock Market is pretty sensitive these days. I know that's true because yesterday it was reported that a fern died in Warren Buffet's office and the Market declined 100 points.
Wednesday, June 28, 2017
I'm just a regular guy and today I have an important retirement strategy meeting with my financial planner, Fred Vaught. Here's how that meeting will start. Me: "Fred, I want to retire next year and I haven't saved a dime. Here's your chance to become a legend!"
I'm just a regular guy revisiting the fine print of the Affordable Healthcare Act, and it's not good news. It says that breakable bones, the tendency to bleed when cut, and susceptibility to viruses and germs are all preexisting conditions.
I'm just a regular guy and I saw an advertisement for a low, FIXED-RATE refinance. I looked up the company and read the fine print. It said," FIXED RATE MORTGAGE: If interest rates go up again and again, and you're not paying enough, we'll fix it.”
I'm just a regular guy and last night, I went to the GREATEST motivational seminar I've ever been to. The speaker stood up and said, "If you're here tonight instead of at home on your sofa, you're already a motivated person and don't need me. Good night, and thanks for coming."