Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Social Media

I'm just a regular guy wondering why we call it "Social Media" when there is nothing social about it!

Monday, April 15, 2019

Keeping Up with the Joneses

I'm just a regular guy and, forget about the Joneses — I can't even keep up with the Flintstones.

Thursday, April 11, 2019

Summer Vacation

I'm just a regular guy looking for that perfect spot for my summer vacation. I want to go as far off the beaten path as my WiFi will allow. 

Wednesday, April 10, 2019

Travel Agent

I'm just a regular guy and I went to my travel agent to book a cruise. She asked how much I wanted to spend. I gave her a dollar amount and she said, "If that's all you want to spend, I suggest you go home and watch the Travel Channel."

Tuesday, April 9, 2019

Cut and Paste

I'm just a regular guy and "cut and paste" technology is great, but I miss the taste of paste!

Monday, April 8, 2019


I'm just a regular guy and all I'm asking from retirement is health, happiness, and harmony. And, bacon - lots and lots of bacon!

Friday, April 5, 2019


I'm just a regular guy and I got some bad news from my optometrist yesterday. It seems that my hindsight is no longer 20/20.

Thursday, April 4, 2019

Worn Out Books

I'm just a regular guy and since retiring, I have two nearly worn out books. The second most worn out book is "Do It Yourself for Dummies." The most worn out book is "How to Get Others to Do It for Dummies!"

Wednesday, April 3, 2019

Leaky Faucet

I'm just a regular guy and this was our conversation yesterday ... 

ME: "OK, Babe. I've got my tools, and I'm ready to fix the leak." 

BABE: "OK, Sweetie. I've got the phonebook, and I'm ready to call the plumber!"

Tuesday, April 2, 2019

Unsafe Website

I'm just a regular guy and I want to tell you straight up, if a website asks you to sign in with your Social Security number, Mother's maiden name, bank account number, home address, phone number, and date of birth, it's not an extra security measure.

Monday, April 1, 2019

New Doctor

I'm just a regular guy and I've been trying to find a doctor since retiring to Phoenix, AZ. The first one I visited had a sign in the waiting room:

No after hours service
No eMails
No long procedures
No house calls
No "There there's" 
No pats on the back

His name was Dr. Dolittle