Thursday, May 28, 2015
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Monday, May 25, 2015
I'm just a regular guy with an important announcement: Did you know that SuperBowl Sunday is the 2nd largest "food day" on our calendars? It's 2nd only to Thanksgiving. So, while we may see some deflated footballs on Sunday, I doubt we'll see many deflated stomachs!
I'm just a regular guy and I won't be as busy as a bee, as silent as a lamb, as eager a beaver, as sly as a fox, swimming with the sharks, flying with the eagles or dancing with the wolves until I've been thoroughly checked out by my veterinarian.
I'm just a regular guy whose wife has an awesome sense of humor. Last night she asked what I'd like for dinner and I told her pizza. After a little bit she yelled, "Come and get it!" When I got to the table, there was a salad. I asked, "What is that?" My dear Jan — "Cucumber slices instead of pepperoni, dressing instead of cheese, lettuce instead of crust...it's a diet pizza!"
I'm just a regular guy and I've discovered that tapioca is my new favorite vegetable. I didn't know it was a vegetable until the other day when my dear Jan and I went to the Souplantation for lunch. There it was, right in the middle of the salad bar!
I'm just a regular guy and last night, I went to the GREATEST motivational seminar I've ever been to. The speaker stood up and said, "If you're here tonight instead of at home on your sofa, you're already a motivated person and don't need me. Good night, and thanks for coming."