A New Age

I'm just a regular guy and before I retired, I learned about different metal ages: the "Bronze Age" and the "Iron Age." Now that I'm retired, I'm learning about another metal age: the "Lead-in-the-Pants Age."

Cough

I'm just a regular guy and I knew I was in the wrong clinic when the doctor put his hand on my wallet and asked me to cough. 

At that Age

I'm just a regular guy and I'm at the age when I can polka for hours, but can't bend over to pick up a gum wrapper.