Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Social Media

I'm just a regular guy wondering why we call it "Social Media" when there is nothing social about it!

Monday, April 15, 2019

Keeping Up with the Joneses

I'm just a regular guy and, forget about the Joneses — I can't even keep up with the Flintstones.

Thursday, April 11, 2019

Summer Vacation

I'm just a regular guy looking for that perfect spot for my summer vacation. I want to go as far off the beaten path as my WiFi will allow. 

Wednesday, April 10, 2019

Travel Agent

I'm just a regular guy and I went to my travel agent to book a cruise. She asked how much I wanted to spend. I gave her a dollar amount and she said, "If that's all you want to spend, I suggest you go home and watch the Travel Channel."

Tuesday, April 9, 2019

Cut and Paste

I'm just a regular guy and "cut and paste" technology is great, but I miss the taste of paste!

Monday, April 8, 2019

Retirement

I'm just a regular guy and all I'm asking from retirement is health, happiness, and harmony. And, bacon - lots and lots of bacon!

Friday, April 5, 2019

Optometrist

I'm just a regular guy and I got some bad news from my optometrist yesterday. It seems that my hindsight is no longer 20/20.