Thursday, June 29, 2017

Over Protected

I'm just a regular guy and I'm not saying kids are over-protected today, but we never had to wear a safety helmet and goggles to make toast when I was a kid.

Fat Storage

I'm just a regular guy and I'm convinced that the human body stores fat in order to survive the hard, difficult times when the supermarket is closed.

Postponed Success

I'm just a regular guy and I never fail. I do, at times, though, have to temporarily postpone my success.

Investing

I'm just a regular guy and my CFP, Fred Vaught, told me how our economy got so messed up. We have stopped investing the Warren Buffet way, and started investing the Jimmy Buffet way.

No Red Meat

I'm just a regular guy and my doctor told me it was time to give up red meat. It wasn't as hard as I thought. Last night I had a bag of potato chips, a Coke, and 2 Snickers for dinner.

Measuring Food

I'm just a regular guy and I don't know how it works, but my doctor told me the best way to control my weight is by measuring out my food. I started last night: The donut shop is .5 miles away, the hamburger stand is .7 miles away, pizza, a mere .2 miles away...

Success

I'm just a regular guy reminding you that success isn't all it's cracked up to be. Caesar was one of the greatest leaders who ever lived, and all he got was a salad named after him.