Tuesday, June 18, 2019

A New Age

I'm just a regular guy and before I retired, I learned about different metal ages: the "Bronze Age" and the "Iron Age." Now that I'm retired, I'm learning about another metal age: the "Lead-in-the-Pants Age."

Friday, June 14, 2019

Cough

I'm just a regular guy and I knew I was in the wrong clinic when the doctor put his hand on my wallet and asked me to cough. 

Thursday, June 13, 2019

At that Age

I'm just a regular guy and I'm at the age when I can polka for hours, but can't bend over to pick up a gum wrapper.

Friday, May 17, 2019

Retirement Dilemma

I'm just a regular guy with this retirement truth: Two can live as cheaply as one ... but only half as long!

Tuesday, April 16, 2019

Social Media

I'm just a regular guy wondering why we call it "Social Media" when there is nothing social about it!

Monday, April 15, 2019

Keeping Up with the Joneses

I'm just a regular guy and, forget about the Joneses — I can't even keep up with the Flintstones.

Thursday, April 11, 2019

Summer Vacation

I'm just a regular guy looking for that perfect spot for my summer vacation. I want to go as far off the beaten path as my WiFi will allow.