Back-Up

I"m just a regular guy and I tried to back up the hard drive of my computer, but I couldn't find reverse.

New Doc

I'm just a regular guy and we just moved to Phoenix, AZ One of the first things we did was look for a new doctor. I knew we selected the wrong place when the doctor said, "Let's begin your examination with a simple co-ordination test. Please swipe your credit card here!"

Can You Hear Me Now?

I'm just a regular guy and my audiologist thinks I need a hearing something or other.

New iPhone

I'm just a regular guy and yesterday I got the new iPhone. I was excited to get the "unlimited" phone plan until I realized there's no limit to how much they can charge me each month. 

Exercise

I'm just a regular guy and I did 103 push-ups this morning. Well, actually, I did 3. It's much more gratifying when you count the way it feels!

Valentine's Day

I'm just a regular guy reminding you that something special happens every year in the middle of February ... Tons of Valentine candy goes on clearance!

Investment Manager

I'm just a regular guy and I knew I had picked the wrong investment manager when I read his advertisement on FaceBook: "Our financial strategies are approved by Gambler's Anonymous."

Odd Job

I'm just a regular guy and I just finished mounting my trombone to the ceiling of our house. It's one of the first odd jobs I've done in retirement.