Monday, February 25, 2019


I"m just a regular guy and I tried to back up the hard drive of my computer, but I couldn't find reverse.

Friday, February 22, 2019

New Doc

I'm just a regular guy and we just moved to Phoenix, AZ One of the first things we did was look for a new doctor. I knew we selected the wrong place when the doctor said, "Let's begin your examination with a simple co-ordination test. Please swipe your credit card here!"

Thursday, February 21, 2019

Can You Hear Me Now?

I'm just a regular guy and my audiologist thinks I need a hearing something or other.

Wednesday, February 20, 2019

New iPhone

I'm just a regular guy and yesterday I got the new iPhone. I was excited to get the "unlimited" phone plan until I realized there's no limit to how much they can charge me each month. 

Friday, February 15, 2019


I'm just a regular guy and I did 103 push-ups this morning. Well, actually, I did 3. It's much more gratifying when you count the way it feels!

Thursday, February 14, 2019

Valentine's Day

I'm just a regular guy reminding you that something special happens every year in the middle of February ... Tons of Valentine candy goes on clearance!

Wednesday, February 13, 2019

Investment Manager

I'm just a regular guy and I knew I had picked the wrong investment manager when I read his advertisement on FaceBook: "Our financial strategies are approved by Gambler's Anonymous."

Tuesday, February 12, 2019

Odd Job

I'm just a regular guy and I just finished mounting my trombone to the ceiling of our house. It's one of the first odd jobs I've done in retirement.