Thursday, July 30, 2015

Slow Computer

I'm just a regular guy dealing with a very sluggish computer this morning. Must be all the spam and cookies.

Monday, July 27, 2015

Heartburn

I'm just a regular guy and according to the fine print of the Affordable Care Act, your health insurance no longer covers heartburn. That now requires fire insurance.

Friday, July 24, 2015

A Good Day

I'm just a regular guy and yesterday was a pretty good day. For a little while, my computer and I were functional at the same time.

Thursday, July 23, 2015

Religious Weather APP

I'm just a regular guy and I really like the new Religious Weather APP for my iPhone 6+. Today's forecast calls for a plague of locust and scattered showers of fire and brimstone!

Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Slow Computer

I'm just a regular guy and I'm not saying my computer is old and slow, but today it took two minutes to download the electricity to turn on.

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

Math Problem

I'm just a regular guy and my grandson, just learning math, asked me if I knew what 1¢ + 1¢ =. I said, "Sure. Mathematically it's 2¢. Philosophically it's how the whole banking and Wall Street mess started."

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

Smart Stuff

I'm just a regular guy and I think my SmartPhone, SmartTV, and SmartWatch are calling me "stupid" behind my back. 

Monday, July 6, 2015

Well Diversified

I'm just a regular guy with a well rounded retirement portfolio: 25% down the drain, 40% out the window, and 35% gone with the wind.

Wednesday, July 1, 2015

Affordable Healthcare Act

I'm just a regular guy who has read the fine print of the Affordable Healthcare Act of America. I've got some good news and bad news for you. The bad news is that insurance companies are no longer required to pay for your healthcare. The good news is, if you get sick, they will send you a "Get Well Soon" card.