Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Dietary Tip

I'm just a regular guy with this dietary tip: The healthiest part of a donut is the hole. Unfortunately, you have to eat through the rest of the donut to get there!

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Cell Phone

I'm just a regular guy with a cell phone that alerts me when the battery is critically low. I wish they made one that would alert me when the conversation is going to be critically dull.


I'm just a regular guy who loves technology. I was updating my professional resume yesterday, and my computer's "spell-check" changed my alma mater California Graduate School of Theology to Harvard!

Monday, June 17, 2013


I'm just a regular guy wondering what happens next. My first 5-Hour Energy shot expires in just 15 minutes!

Friday, June 14, 2013

Father's Day

I'm just a regular guy, and a Father. I wanted to do something really special on Father's Day, but instead, I'm staying home to delete 1,214 photos of my hand from my new cell phone!


I'm just a regular guy who thinks that my financial planner should lower his ceiling to five feet max. Then it would be easier for my investments to go through the roof. 

Father's Day Advice

I'm just a regular guy with this Father's Day advice: Live your life in such a way that if you ever have to register with an online dating service, they won't match you with a recliner and TV set! Happy Father's Day everyone!

Thursday, June 13, 2013


I'm just a regular guy known today as a "Boomer." That's because "boom" is the sound most of us will make when we crash into retirement.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Cheaper Insurance

I'm just a regular guy wondering if we could reduce health insurance costs by letting our co-workers diagnose us with information they find on the Internet.

Time Management

I'm just a regular guy who knows that time management is a great concept, if you have time for it.

Faster Computers

I'm just a regular wondering why they keep making faster computers but do nothing to make faster computer operators.

OSHA Regulations

I'm just a regular guy keeping up with government regulators. Due to stricter OSHA safety regulations, we are no longer allowed to grab the bull by the horns. 

Government Favor

I'm just a regular guy who thinks the government is doing us a big favor. If they didn't take most of our money in taxes, we'd have to find time in our busy schedules to spend the money ourselves.

Stimulus Plan

I'm just a regular guy waiting for a real government stimulus plan...one in partnership with Red Bull, Starbucks, and Monster Drink.