Retirement Dilemma

I'm just a regular guy with this retirement truth: Two can live as cheaply as one ... but only half as long!

Social Media

I'm just a regular guy wondering why we call it "Social Media" when there is nothing social about it!

Keeping Up with the Joneses

I'm just a regular guy and, forget about the Joneses — I can't even keep up with the Flintstones.

Summer Vacation

I'm just a regular guy looking for that perfect spot for my summer vacation. I want to go as far off the beaten path as my WiFi will allow. 

Travel Agent

I'm just a regular guy and I went to my travel agent to book a cruise. She asked how much I wanted to spend. I gave her a dollar amount and she said, "If that's all you want to spend, I suggest you go home and watch the Travel Channel."

Cut and Paste

I'm just a regular guy and "cut and paste" technology is great, but I miss the taste of paste!

Retirement

I'm just a regular guy and all I'm asking from retirement is health, happiness, and harmony. And, bacon - lots and lots of bacon!