What's In Your Wallet?

I'm just a regular guy with this ending to a modern-day fairytale: And they lived happily ever after...until the credit card bill arrived. What's in your wallet?

Deflated SuperBowl

I'm just a regular guy with an important announcement: Did you know that SuperBowl Sunday is the 2nd largest "food day" on our calendars? It's 2nd only to Thanksgiving. So, while we may see some deflated footballs on Sunday, I doubt we'll see many deflated stomachs!

Thin Man

I'm just a regular guy and there is a thin guy inside me just screaming to get out. No, wait...he's screaming for pizza!

Growing Older

I'm just a regular guy and of course I've gained a little weight. That's why they call it "growing" older!

Tired of Being Tired

I'm just a regular guy who wouldn't be so tired if I stopped wasting so much energy whining about how tired I am.

Health Department and FaceBook

I'm just a regular guy who thinks the Health Department should get involved with FaceBook. That way, they could give fines to anyone posting half-baked ideas.

Shades of Grey

I'm just a regular guy who thinks that One Shade of Grey is way too many.