You Are What You Eat

I'm just a regular guy and if "You are what you eat" were true, I'd be thin like a french fry, not round like a head of lettuce.

Affordable Care Act

I'm just a regular guy and I just read that I have very limited coverage with the Affordable Care Act. Fortunately, my surgeon can do amazing things with nail clippers and duct tape.

The Dollar

I'm just a regular guy with this economic news update. Already this week, the dollar is down against the Euro, Franc, Shekel, Yen and chocolate coins.

Clippers

I'm just a regular guy and I love modern gadgetry. Yesterday I bought bluetooth toenail clippers; they get FaceBook, check my eMails, and take photos. What do you mean, why do I need that?

Family Relations

I'm just a regular guy and, for the most part, I get along well with my family. Right now, though, I'm having a terrible time with my motherboard.

Child APP

I'm just a regular guy and I can control my car with an APP on my phone. I can control the lights in my house with an App on my phone. I'm wondering if there is an APP that people could use to control their children in a grocery store!

Garlic and Herbs

I'm just a regular guy and my doctor told me that garlic and herbs were helpful in lowering cholesterol. So last night I downed a bag of garlic and herb potato chips.