Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Age Change

I'm just a regular guy and I turned 65 about 3 weeks ago. I'm thinking of having my age legally changed to 25 so that I can start saving for my retirement.

Computer Skills

I'm just a regular guy and I wouldn't say my computer skills are outdated, I'd say they are classic.

Blu-Tooth

I'm just a regular guy and I know that brushing and flossing help prevent gingivitis, but what can I do to prevent blu-tooth?

Road to Success

I'm just a regular guy who has spent many years on the "Road to Success," only to find out I've been driving in the wrong direction!

Great Motivational Speaker

I'm just a regular guy and last night, I went to the GREATEST motivational seminar I've ever been to. The speaker stood up and said, "If you're here tonight instead of at home on your sofa, you're already a motivated person and don't need me. Good night, and thanks for coming."

Buckets of Money

I'm just a regular guy and the reason I never made "buckets of money" is the companies I worked for never gave me a bucket.

Foreign Oil

I'm just a regular guy and I've stopped using Italian dressing. I'm trying to reduce America's dependence on foreign oil.