Wednesday, June 10, 2015

File Dragging

I'm just a regular guy and I tried dragging a file to my desktop, but I can't get it to go past the edge of the monitor.

Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Pacemaker and Pandora

I'm just a regular guy and I just read that Pandora is trying to merge with the largest pacemaker manufacturer. With every implant they promise you can have a song in your heart.

Monday, June 8, 2015

Retirement

I'm just a regular guy and I turned 65 about 3 weeks ago. I'm thinking of having my age legally changed to 25 so that I can start saving for my retirement.

Friday, June 5, 2015

Pacemaker

I'm just a regular guy who is in awe of new technology. I just read about a pacemaker that can download Apps for your liver, kidneys, lungs, and pancreas!

Thursday, June 4, 2015

Computer Skills

I'm just a regular guy and I wouldn't say my computer skills are outdated, I'd say they are classic.

Wednesday, June 3, 2015

Age Discrimination

I'm just a regular guy and I want to upgrade from my old Pentium computer. But isn't that age discrimination?

Tuesday, June 2, 2015

Bluetooth

I'm just a regular guy and I know that brushing and flossing help prevent gingivitis, but what can I do to prevent bluetooth?