Bigger Portions

I'm just a regular guy trying to psych myself out for a new diet. Yesterday I printed the monthly recipes with an extra large font. That way, the portions looked bigger.

My Favorite Vegetable

I'm just a regular guy and I've discovered that tapioca is my new favorite vegetable. I didn't know it was a vegetable until the other day when my dear Jan and I went to the Souplantation for lunch. There it was, right in the middle of the salad bar!

Foreign Oil

I'm just a regular guy and I've stopped using Italian dressing. I'm trying to reduce America's dependence on foreign oil.

Vegetarian Diet

I'm just a regular guy and I think there is one place where a vegetarian diet would be the most effective...Congress. Especially when the bill they pass is full of pork.

Buckets of Money

I'm just a regular guy and the reason I never made "buckets of money" is the companies I worked for never gave me a bucket.

Motivational Seminar

I'm just a regular guy and last night, I went to the GREATEST motivational seminar I've ever been to. The speaker stood up and said, "If you're here tonight instead of at home on your sofa, you're already a motivated person and don't need me. Good night, and thanks for coming."

Road to Success

I'm just a regular guy who has spent many years on the "Road to Success" only to find out that I've been driving in the wrong direction.