Internet Link

I'm just a regular guy and a friend of mine told me there was life beyond the Internet, and that I should check it out. I told him to send me a link.

Laps

I'm just a regular guy and today, I did something I haven't done in many years. I went to a large pool at our vacation resort [about 120 ft at its longest and 60 ft at its widest). I haven't done a lap in a pool since we sold our house in Escondido about 10 years ago. So I thought I'd give it a try on the long side of the pool. To my amazement, I was able to do 30 laps. It was so stimulating and satisfying, I've decided to get up early and do it again tomorrow. Accept tomorrow, I'll try to actually swim one of those laps!

Pill Regimen

I'm starting a new regimen of pills today - 3 of them as a matter of fact. My doctor said they were necessary for my continued health. One blocks fat, one blocks carbs, and one blocks the refrigerator door.

High-Tech Gear

I'm just a regular guy and I would climb the highest mountain and swim the deepest ocean for my dear Janet...as long as she would let me buy a bunch of cool high-tech gear for the trip.

PreNup

I'm just a regular guy who will celebrate a 40th wedding anniversary in a few days. My dear Jan and I wanted to ensure our "until death do us part" promise. So we signed a PreNup guaranteeing that if we ever divorced, we'd get custody of each other.

Christmas Spirit

I'm just a regular guy with this helpful hint: If you keep the Christmas spirit in your heart throughout the year, there is less room for cholesterol.

New Affordable Care Act Guidelines

I'm just a regular guy reading the new medical guidelines under The Affordable Care Act. My insurance company will still pay for a transplant, but only if the surgeon uses an artichoke heart.