Thursday, February 5, 2015

Financial Woes

I'm just a regular guy and I think I've discovered the source of our financial woes. We earn money 5 day a week, but we spend money 7 days a week.

Eat Your Peas!

I'm just a regular guy who tricked his dog into taking his medicine by hiding it in a ball of cheese. Come to think about it, that's how my dear Janet gets me to eat peas!

Weird Dream

I'm just a regular guy and, man-o-man, did I have a weird dream last night. I dreamed I had a "near-death" experience. As I floated closer and closer to "the light," all my missing socks were there to greet me!

Hi-Def

I'm just a regular guy and I LOVE our new Hi-Def TV. Everything looks so clear, bright, and sharp...except politicians!

Remote Control

I'm just a regular guy with this new "Serenity Prayer" — God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change...without a remote control.

iPhone 6+ Can Do It All

I'm just a regular guy thrilled with my new iPhone 6+. Yesterday I sent a photo to a friend, bought some music from the iTunes store, watched a movie, downloaded a book, trimmed my sideburns, and blended a smoothie.

Soul Searching

I'm just a regular guy and today I feel the need to do a little soul searching. Which do you think is best - Google, Yahoo, or Bing?